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August 26, 2004
Using the Site
Lani, writing from the very glamorous closet...
Okay. Everybody listen up. This is your Captain speaking. Kinda. Captain Kinda. Something like that. Anyway.
To the left of your screen you see a picture. Alesia Holliday will have you believe it's a picture of her. It's not. It's actually a picture of someone else who will not be named but who is one of the Literary Chicks whose name begins with 'L'. That's all I'm saying.
There are exit rows to the fore and aft of the website, but don't use them. That would hurt our feelings.
To the right of your screen, there are categories. For instance, if you want to catch up on Alesia, you can click on her name, and read all of her posts.
Don't believe that BS about her being the model to the left, though. Seriously.
In the case of a water landing, nothing floats. We're all screwed.
If there is a sudden decrease in cabin pressure, nothing will happen. This is a website, not an airplane. Even I can only extend the metaphor so far.
Oh - one of the categories to the right of the screen, Promotional Goodness, will take you to contests and the like. We give away cool stuff. A lot. Because we're writers and we know what it's like to be broke, so we like to give away stuff when we can because we're not averse to also receiving cool stuff.
Not that that's a hint or anything.
Also, the forum is here for your mingling pleasure. Think of it as a cool party you don't have to dress up for. And it's BYOB, but you're welcome to get chin-dribbling drunk (or, if you're British, pissed) and no one will look at you funny. Really. 'Course, no one will hold your hair while you yark over the toilet, either. Everything's a trade-off.
Oh - and first chapters are up in the forum, too. Very important, those. Up for your reading pleasure, and our shameless self promotion. Everybody plays, everybody wins.
Okay. Think that covers it. Thanks for flying with the Literary Chicks!
Posted by Lani at 9:07 AM | Comments (1)
Comments
Ya know, we call it "pissed" here in Canada, too - but then again, we are rather British in a lot of ways. Anyone up for some Colin Firth?
Posted by: Jennifer Jacula at August 28, 2004 3:38 PM
