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September 15, 2004
No More Entries!
As of this moment, there will be no more entries taken for the Triple Crown Giveaway. We are, as we speak, employing several children (they have the cutest, tiniest little hands!) to fold up the 161 (woo hoo!) entries we've received into tiny origami martini glasses, and we're just about ready to strap them all on the back of the camel (his name is Bob). Based on estimates, we should have the winner announcement up here by this afternoon.
Bob is really, really fast. And the trip to Tibet is really much shorter than you would think, given modern technology and everything. The tough thing was finding a person pure of heart to make the final selection. Luckily, Bill Clinton was available.
What? They just flushed his arteries. Oh - you didn't think I meant that kind of pure of heart, did you? Well, I didn't. But if you can't find a leprechaun you make do with a short Irishman, right?
Oh. Hell. Did I just offend all the Irish? Don't be offended. I love the Irish. Really. I even pronounce "Celtic" with a hard "C", despite everything that terrible basketball team did to ruin that image.
Oh, man. Now I've offended the Celtics fans. Well. Nothing to be done about that.
Watch this space for the announcement!
:) Lani
P.S. Just to appease the lawyers, a) we don't employ small children, that's illegal and mean; b) there is no camel; c) no one's going to Tibet; d) Bill Clinton is in no way pure of heart. Oh, and he's not associated with this contest, either.
Oh. Great. I've just angered the Dems, didn't I? Yeesh.
Posted by Lani at 8:44 AM | Comments (1)
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The Irish part of me wasn't offended. :O)
Posted by: Heather at September 15, 2004 9:51 AM
