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December 4, 2004
Choppy Thoughts
Lani, from Choppy Thought Central...
Sorry, folks. Alesia, Michelle and I have all been MIA lately, and we apologize. Alesia and I are both on tight deadline, and Michelle just moved into her special I'm-A-Real-Person apartment, and is doing all sorts of real person things there.
But we'll all be back soon.
In the meantime, I'm here to introduce you to something very special.
The Choppy Thought.
For those of you who came here from my old blog, you'll remember the Choppy Thought. It originated from a discussion I had with some college friends many moons ago, referencing those conversational sideroads that lead absolutely nowhere but we all seem to take anyway. As I get older, I find myself existing more and more in Choppy Thought Land because... well... I tend to start out with a full thought, get halfway through, and then forget where I was going, and head out somewhere else entirely.
For instance - I have a cynical suspicion that the new Snickers Marathon Energy Bar is really just a Snickers... only flatter. I mean, I appreciate them hitting it with the sledge hammer and everything because who doesn't love a nummy flattened candy bar but I think they should just come right out with it and call it the Consumers are Stoopid Energy Bar (Wink Wink).
Does it seem strange to you guys that the first movie Barbra Streisand does in forever is Meet The Fockers?
Julia Roberts had twins. I want to be happy for her, but I know she was back to her pre-pregancy weight before the second kid was all the way out the chute. Five years after having my first daughter, I'm still not within spitting distance of my pre-pregnancy weight. I'm not proud of myself for being bitter about this. I'm just saying. Perhaps I should send her a congratulatory box of Snickers Marathon Energy Bars?
Well, that's all I've got. I'm even running low on Choppy Thoughts. But if you have some of your own, feel free to share them here! We always love to hear from you...
Posted by Lani at 10:10 PM | Comments (2)
Comments
dude, Snickers with Almonds is totally the way to go!!
Alesia, in need of much, MUCH chocolate
Posted by: Alesia at December 6, 2004 6:33 PM
Dude -- you should try that Doctor Phil rice crispy treat toffee flavor bar diet thing. It's a little like very sugary sandpaper. In a good way.
Posted by: joshilyn at December 15, 2004 8:50 AM
