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April 19, 2005

No Shame Week, a Sequel

Alesia, preparing to go into deadline lurk mode . . .

Ah ha, no shame week. What can I possibly talk about? I only have the best possible taste in all areas of life (snicker) . . . except, maybe . . .

TERRIBLE, REALLY BAD, WAY WORSE THAN “B” HORROR MOVIES
Love ‘em. Can’t get enough of ‘em. If an actor you’ve never heard of is the star and zombies are munching out on at least one person or giant snakes, insects, frogs, or vampire Chihuahuas are involved, count me in. Plus I can spend a whole day on the Classics. (What can I say? It’s a sickness.)

WENDY’S FRENCH FRIES
Salt. Grease. No need to go on.

DREAMING UP MORE & MORE OUTRAGEOUS WAYS TO THREATEN MY CHILDREN

“If you don’t clean your room, I’ll send you to Siberia to live in an igloo.”
“If you use your rude voice again, I’ll hang you upside down by your toenails from the ceiling fan and turn it on high.”***

***[NOTE to humor-challenged people and the Child Protection Agency: We are a no-hit, use-your-words family, and my kids know the difference between fiction and non-fiction. Seriously, relax.]

THE SOUNDTRACK FROM THE MOVIE GREASE
Come on. Like you haven’t danced around the house to “Grease is the word”??

PEOPLE MAGAZINE
Like it’s in any way important to my life which star has more cellulite on her butt. Sigh. And don’t you love the way they throw in that one story each issue about some ordinary person doing something fantastic, like walking through a blizzard for seven months to save a child from rabid polar bears, so they can pretend to be a magazine with a social conscience? “Sure, we spend 99% of our time talking about who may have: 1) had a boob job, 2) had an affair, 3) filed for divorce, 4) danced at a club with Paris Hilton, but there was that POLAR BEAR story!!! We are a FORCE of GOOD in the WORLD!!!”

And yet . . . I don’t just read it. I subscribe.

SPENDING HOURS ONLINE WHEN I SHOULD BE WRITING . . .
Ooops!! This may be the worst! So . . .

Hugs,
Alesia

Posted by Alesia at 10:23 AM