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May 25, 2005
Me and The Ball
Lani-ani-ani-ani-ani... (that's my written version of an echo, which, if it worked, I wouldn't have to explain)
Hey, there, chiquitas! It's me. Sorry for the deafening silence lately. All my fault. Alesia's on a super-cool writer's retreat, Michelle's been sick, Marianne was waiting on me to get back to her for the Monday blog, and basically...
Here's me.....
... here's the ball.
But, apologies out of the way, how are you? I've been wondering about you. Missing you. See, life just isn't as cool as it was when you were around, making your voice heard, letting us know how you felt with lots of LOLs and etcetera. Well, never fear. I've got a solution. It involves commenting, and it's coming back.
But not today. I'm not that on top of things. Let's not forget the ball.
Shut up, Bob.
So, anyway, due to the dearth, I feel an inordinate amount of pressure to perform, to be amusing, to write something that makes it worth you coming back, every day, checking for input and getting a lame plea from me to test the commenting.
Well... did I ever tell you about the time I touched Michael Landon's pants?
Oh. I did. Um, how about the time I was on Car Talk?
Yeah. Huh. Hmmm. How about the time I saved the world from an impending Martian invasion?
Okay. Fine. You're right. That wasn't me.
Eh. I got nothing. But Michelle comes back tomorrow! She's always fun! And she uses funny Dutch words like flessenlikker! Go, Michelle!
Posted by Lani at 8:49 AM


