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December 7, 2005

Dude....

From Lani, doing the I'm-going-to-NYC dance...

Okay. I'm packed and ready to go, and then I realized that Wednesday's my blog day, and I got nothing. Gotta go Choppy Thoughts.

Sex and the City on TBS. It's just not right hearing these chicks say, "What the F?" Although, just cutting the sex alone makes up for the 8 minutes of commercials they have to crowbar in there.

Just exactly how many remakes of Pride and Prejudice does one planet need, anyway? And really, once Colin did Darcy, Darcy's done done, far as I'm concerned. Still, I'm gonna go see it. I can't stop myself. But really... enough, people.

Whatever happened to William Hung? (I'd link to him, but then I'd have to Google him, and if I Google him then I answer my own question, and then I'd have to find something else to talk about on the blog, and I'd lose the eventual attention I'll get from the William Hung fans who weren't ashamed to Google him and... wait. Is it just me, or does "Google" suddenly sound kinda dirty? And dirty in relation to William Hung...? :::shudder:::)

On a slightly related - but still choppy - note, how is it that those people who audition for American Idol don't know how bad they are? I'm not talking about the on-the-fence people, the lounge singers/broadway singers/karaoke stars Simon's always going on about. I'm talking about the William Hungs of the world. Does no one love them enough to say, "Dude..."? Because sometimes, if you really love someone, sometimes you need to say, "Dude..."

Are you visiting these guys regularly? Because if not, you really should be. Tell 'em Lani sent ya. And when they stare at you blankly, just tell 'em to forget it.

William Shatner is amazing. I've never seen a human being with less shame or pride. And I don't mean that in a bad way. But... seriously. Nothing is below the man. I'm not even talking about shilling for Priceline, although those commercials are a pretty much Exhibit A. But, no. Right now, I have "TVs 100 Most Unexpected Moments" playing in the background (yes, this is where I got the William Hung thing from as well) and he's commenting on the time he did a weird-ass spoken version of "Rocket Man" on an awards show. He's actually being interviewed about himself, saying he was singing it as "Rock It, Man." Intercut with people mocking him, there's William Shatner. Jesus. The guy will do anything for a buck, won't he? And again, not a criticism so much as a "Dude...." Because I love me my William Shatner enough to say, "Dude..."

Posted by Lani at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)

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Posted by: Teri Franta at December 7, 2005 8:58 AM

Posted by: Eileen at December 7, 2005 1:22 PM