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October 19, 2006
Be a Dentist, My Son
But leave me alone
I had to go to the dentist this week. I hate going to the dentist. It is not my dentist's fault. She is a lovely woman, gentle as a lamb and sweetly supportive despite the fact that I never floss anywhere near as much as I intend. It's because of my evil childhood dentist.
This was back in the day that the dentist was supposed to hurt you. Even given that, we had a particularly sadistic dentist. At age six, he did something inside my mouth that hurt enough that I shut my mouth. Abruptly. And just happened to catch his finger between my teeth.
It was an accident! I swear! Regardless, he clearly never forgot and never ever forgave.
My mother didn't believe me that he was mean until my grandfather refused to go to him anymore either. Have I mentioned that my mother has a very high pain tolerance?
At any rate, I got the bad news that I have to have my wisdom teeth out. I've been avoiding this since I was sixteen and wouldn't let Dr. Demento remove them. I think I told my mother she would have to knock me unconscious and drag me there by my hair. Now one of them has a cavity and my sweet soulful dentist sat next to me, patted my hand and explained how much worse it would be if the tooth broke off before I had it pulled. She says that they're tiny wee little teeth (apparently the only thing on me that's petite are my teeth) and will pop right out like the little button on the turkey when it's done cooking.
She makes perfect sense. I just don't want to do it. I don't want to spend the money. I don't want to deal with the hassle. Mainly, I'm scared about the whole pain thing. The second I start thinking about people doing ouchy things in my mouth, I turn back into that scared six-year-old who accidentally closed her mouth really hard on Dr. Damage's stupid finger.
I do not want to be the adult here and do the adult thing. Do you have something like that? Something that turns you into a scared little kid?
Posted by Eileen at 7:00 AM | Comments (15)
Comments
I had my wisdom teeth taken out 5 years ago. I was a BASKET case! I am completely scared of needles. Here's a tip for you: make the dentist give you the nitrogen gas before giving you the IV... it makes life MUCH better. It almost feels like you've had a few too many glasses of wine. Also, freeze some cookie dough to gnaw on after the procedure- cold things feel really good on your mouth and any excuse to eat cookie dough is a good one! Good luck!
Posted by: Katy at October 19, 2006 8:23 AM
I had mine out years ago and it didn't hurt anywhere near what people said it would - yes, the nitrogen gas is a GREAT idea! I took a few days off work but was up doing stuff the next day. Also, please ask your purse to quit calling me late at night and freaking me out. :)
Posted by: Alesia Holliday
at October 19, 2006 9:21 AM
Oh, poor Alesia. I hadn't even thought about the time difference.
For those of you who are wondering, I forgot to lock the keys of my cell phone and threw it my purse. Then I tucked my purse under my arm and apparently my armpit managed to hit all the right buttons to call Alesia and leave her an extended message of me dropping off spaghetti for the freshman football team.
I'm reprogramming you so you're not the first person in my phone book. At least then Cowboy will be the one my various body parts call.
LC Eileen
Posted by: Eileen
at October 19, 2006 9:36 AM
Well, it sounds like yours will be a piece of cake. I will spare you the details about mine, which were growing in horizontally, but here are a couple of key terms that may give you an idea:
dislocate jaw
break bone
excise
Yeah. Plucking 'em out sounds a lot better.
Cate the Whiner
Posted by: Cate at October 19, 2006 11:34 AM
Valium. I highly recommend valium!
When I had my wisdom teeth cut out, I wanted to be put completely under and my dentist didn't do that. So he sent me to another dentist who wouldn't do it either because I am an overweight smoker. So that guy cave me a prescription for valium. I had to have someone drive to the office as I took 2 valium before I left the house. I remember getting the shots of novacaine and then they woke me up and told me to go home.
And the pain kind of sucks, but I had percocets for that so I mostly slept for 2 days and then it wasn't too bad.
Posted by: Terri at October 19, 2006 11:34 AM
Mmmm. Good drugs. They scare me a little. I've only had percocet once and I really liked it. I threw them out because I didn't want to be tempted.
LC Eileen
Posted by: Eileen
at October 19, 2006 12:06 PM
I just had my wisdom teeth out in September. I was deathly afraid because I have only ever had one cavity so yanking teeth out seemed to be the worst possible torture ever.
However, everything went fine. They stuck me with an IV and then injected in whatever it was that knocked me out. I was out like a light. Apparently the extraction only took about 15 minutes (and I had to have all 4 removed). I was disoriented afterwards and slept a bit, but otherwise not bad. The back of my mouth was a bit sensitive but no real pain. I even started eating solid foods the next day, I just had to make sure that I chewed with my front teeth. The only annoying part is getting food stuck in the craters that are left behind. They're still closing up so I keep a supply of toothpicks around to help keep them food-free.
Posted by: christina at October 19, 2006 12:53 PM
Had the happy gas, never felt anything but pressure. They gave me tylenol with codiene. I went to work the next day just fine. I have small teeth too, it was a breeze! You'll do fine.
berni
Posted by: berni at October 19, 2006 6:06 PM
I had a sadistic dentist like that when I was little, and it forever colored my attitude toward dental work. He'd only do Novacaine for major stuff like extractions but never for fillings, even deep ones.
Nowadays, I have a wonderful dentist, who has all the latest gadgets to make teeth cleaning and other procedures as painless as possible. He's had to replace several of Dr. Sadistic's old fillings, and he did such a good job last time that I didn't even need nitrous to get through it.
Good luck! It sounds like you have a good, caring dentist who'll make things as easy as she can for you.
Posted by: Lynne at October 19, 2006 7:05 PM
I am one of those people who just doesn't mind going to the dentist. When I got my first job I decided to go to a dentist close to work. What a hoot! He replaced fillings without using any anaesthetic on me. Instead he used it on him--he was always half shot.
Scared little kid thing is seeing the syringe or having blood taken. I do recall running around the doctors desk to escape an injection. I was only 28 at the time.
Posted by: Wendy at October 19, 2006 7:44 PM
I was lucky enough to have an uncle who was a dentist. I refused to go to anyone after he retired when I was about 15. I finally had to go when I was in my 30's because apparently fillings wear out eventually--who knew? He was the nicest guy! He told me he would give me as much Novacaine as I wanted so it wouldn't hurt--did I mention that Novacaine doesn't do much for me?!! I also have wisdom teeth that should be taken out--something about impacted and cutting the tooth out--I don't want to hear about it, thank you very much!!
And if someone can tell me how to get my 15 year old to the dentist, I am all ears! She got that protective coating put on her back teeth when she was about 7, and she accidently touched her tongue to the stuff before it was dry. Well, the short story is that the assistant, myself, and her younger sister all had to hold her down so he could finish the procedure! Since then she flat refuses to go to the dentist. I can't take her. I need the Valium just to go with her she is so awful! She cries if I even MENTION the dentist! So I feel for you, Eileen. I really do...
Posted by: Sheri at October 19, 2006 8:26 PM
I have a long standing dentist phobia. I highly recommend heavy medications. I'm thinking I should get one of those tanks for around the house.
Posted by: Eileen at October 19, 2006 9:34 PM
I'm with Terri - get thee some Valium. Just had a root canal on just a half tab. At one point the endo-doc asked what I said and I answered that I thought I had snored.
Makes it all possible.
Posted by: hollygee at October 20, 2006 10:16 AM
Oh, yargh, sweetie. But I totally love your dentist's turkey button analogy. Of course, she's lying like a bastard because that's what dentists do...
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm not being supportive, am I? A thousand pardons. Obviously, I have some dental issues of my own.
And, as long as we're chatting - my Achille's heel has been waiting on a call from your big toe. No pressure or nothin'.
Posted by: Lani
at October 22, 2006 8:55 AM
Two things that have helped me with the pain after extraction are oil of cloves and rinsing my mouth with warm salt water.
Try not to be too afraid, hon, we're all rooting (sorry, couldn't resist that pun) for you!
Posted by: Michelle C at October 22, 2006 9:25 AM


