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December 16, 2006

Fish On!

Okay. You'll only get the title if you're a man. Well, a man who fishes. Well... possibly only a man who fishes in Alaska. But it's funny. No, really.

Trying to come up with a blog entry for "The Care and Feeding of Writers" ain't easy. And following four great blogs, is making me self-conscious. Thankfully ('cause I'm a lazy bastard) Lani takes pretty good care of herself. And about the only feeding I can take credit for involves picking up more Ramen Noodles (TM) or something from the drive-through on the way home. I think I'm gonna just roll with the spirit/intent of this blog topic which I'm interpreting to be giving readers a glimpse into our not-necessarilly-so-fascinating home-life.

Our homelife; pretty homelife-y. So, what would someone standing on the outside looking in find interesting?

Pervs! Lani already nixed that blog topic anyway ;-)

Well, Lani and I have our own little language, we speak in Quote-eese (TM). Long story short, Lani and I are geeks. I thought it might be fun to post one of our Dada-esque conversations and see if anyone can guess the references. I'm offering 2 signed sets of both Maybe Baby and Time Off For Good Behavior, special editions signed by both me and my lovely bride, because those are the ones Lani has enough extras of that she probably won't get mad at me for offering.

Probably. I live on the edge. And I do it all for you, Mulder.

Heh heh.

We'll choose the winners randomly from the commenters whether they're right or wrong, so don't worry about screwing up. Or cheating by highlighting the white space after each of the references; that's where the answers are. We don't worry about integrity too much in this household. We find it makes you constipated. Anyway, just commenting is really enough to get your shot at the win. As Lani always says, no one benefits from a high bar.

Let's go! An average day in Casa de Fish...

Lani: I got the gifts for the Alaska familly. You need to get the rest of the Christmas shopping done. I'm tired of always having to take care of everything.

Fish: I'm just tired. I didn't get to bed until 2 a.m. last night. I'll get it taken care of this afternoon.

Lani: The day you see anything through to the end...

What? You haven't seen The Ref? Seriously? It's Christmas. What's wrong with you people? Anyway; here's the quote:
Lloyd: Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear.
It's much funnier in context. And it's like, six bucks at Walmart. It's a holiday family classic. Those are tax-deductible, right?

Fish: Why don't you eat something... ?

Yeah, again, The Ref.
Lloyd: Caroline, why don't you eat something.
Caroline: Lloyd, why don't you eat... me.
Yeah, when Lani said we don't have any class, she wasn't kidding.

Fish: Look, I just finished a hell-a-cious work-week, got to bed late and got up to take care of the girls so you could write. And I only had a bagel with cream-cheese for breakfast, and it wasn't even real cream-cheese, it was light cream-cheese, I do it all for you Mulder...

Quote from The X-files episode "Bad Blood" (best episode, eva') and Gillian Anderson is HOT.

Lani: You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas, a big wooden cross...

Yeah, that's The Ref again. What? It's Christmas.
Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated you can crawl on up and nail yourself to it.
I'm sure now you can see why this movie is such a hit in our household. If you can't, and you think we're twisted, sad people... well, then you're right. So everyone wins!

Fish: All right! I'll get it done!

Lani: Damn right you will. I'm don't want to be the one who always has to do everything around here.

Fish: And I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Quote from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, episode "Touched":
Buffy: I don't want to be the one.
Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Lani really loves Spike. I think he's highly overrated. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Poncy British poofda.

Fish: Alright, I'm off to do some shopping, maybe when I get back you'll start taking me seriously.

Lani: The days of me not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle.

That's direct from the mouth of Cap'n Tightpants himself, Malcolm Reynolds, from the Firefly episode "Our Mrs. Reynolds." Speaking of which, you should go out and buy the entire DVD box set of Firefly, too. I don't know if Wal-mart has that, though. What, do I have to do all your work for you? Just get it. You'll thank me later.

Fish: Oh, and if you're lucky, when I get back I'll do that thing with my mouth that girls like... Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with my mouth.

Quote from Buffy episode "Faith Hope and Trick":
Willow: Do that thing with your mouth that boys like... Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth.
Heh heh. Willow's hot.

This is pretty close to a verbatim discussion at our house. Hope you could make sense of it. And if you got even half of the references, be sure to drop in the next time you're in town! You're our kind of people.

That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo.

Okay. If you get that one on your own, Lani's totally coming over to your house and cooking you dinner. She oughta do it for someone, right?
I'm off to get my ass soundly kicked...

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a not-cranky wife! Someone should have one...

Ow.

Posted by Lani at 10:12 AM | Comments (27)

Comments

You and Judd aren't secretly related, are you???

Posted by: Alesia Holliday [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 16, 2006 11:33 AM

Sorry, Fish. The best X-Files episode ever is War of the Coprophages. I'm ready to throw down over that.

LC Eileen

Posted by: Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 16, 2006 12:06 PM

Fish, are you a mumbler? Because I'm married to one. All the little asides get mumbled so no one can appreciate them, except the mumbler.

So you mentioned Spike. I am so there when the conversation involves Spike. Or Firefly. I just realized I'm having withdrawal from both these subjects. If I could only get my book done!

So tell Lani I will be in contact soon to have our Spike conversation.

Posted by: Cindy at December 16, 2006 12:26 PM

I see Lani beat you into submission over the yellow shirt and red pants ensemble. Good for her. :) It's been so long since I've seen The Ref that I have forgotten it. Must rent it when I am back home. Casa de Fish sounds like a riot. Happy holidays all.

Posted by: Christina at December 16, 2006 1:28 PM

DH and I watch The Ref every year -- it's our own little Christmas tradition. I knew I liked you guys for a reason.

Bad Blood ("I was drugged!" is part of the Quotese around here) and War of the Coprophages ("Her name is *BAMBI*?!") are both good, but I think Humbug edges them both out, if only for the fact that, thanks to demi-god writer Darin Morgan, much of the episode is devoted to making fun of David Duchovny/Mulder. "Imagine going through your whole life looking... just like him!"

Adam, when do I get to borrow your wife for a movie/rendezvous in Rochester?

Posted by: Rebecca Rohan at December 16, 2006 1:54 PM

I knew I liked you guys! Firefly? Buffy? X-Files? Why can't you two live closer?!?

Now I'm going to be quoting stuff all day.

"No, no, don't touch the hair."

Posted by: Jen at December 16, 2006 4:11 PM

David Duchovny directed this week's episode of BONES, which I really like (don't like the books they're based on, which is odd, but . . .)

Posted by: Alesia Holliday [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 16, 2006 5:47 PM

I am so clueless. I am almost afraid to admit that I have never seen ANY of these shows! I never got the thing with Buffy--I don't particularly like vampires, so never felt an incredible urge to watch the show. Until y'all starting talking about "The Ref", I had never even heard of it! I must live a very insulated life...

Of course, it may be because we aren't big movie buffs here--I prefer reading a good book over watching a movie any day! But I loved the quotes and I love the fact that you guys do that! I've done stuff like that with friends but never my husband. He doesn't get it, bless his heart.

Posted by: Sheri at December 16, 2006 8:04 PM

No, Alesia, he can't be related to Judd, because clearly, he's related to Lewis!

The movies/shows may change, but we have the quotes conversations. Many of them. Often involving "When Harry Met Sally," or "Parenthood" or "Bull Durham" (stop rolling your eyes, Alesia!) or any number of Adult Swim animated series.

Kinda scary when you find more of your tribe wandering about.

The Lost Tribe of Pithy Quotes

Posted by: Barb at December 16, 2006 9:05 PM

See this is why I love you guys here. My sister and I am constantly quoting movies all the time, and I am so glad to see that there are other people in the world that do too. And I guess that I need to hit the movie place and find a copy of The Ref since it is often quoted here as of late.

Posted by: Hope at December 16, 2006 10:04 PM

So I cheated and read the white print *g* But I have to see the ref now, some good lol quotes in there. And I love Spike, he had some of the best lines on Buffy

Posted by: Lis at December 17, 2006 3:11 AM

I think I saw the ref when it first came out on video, but I'll have to see it again. some of these quotes are too funny!
And Spike had some of the best lines on Buffy (I still remember when he was strapped to the chair in the thanksgiving episode yelling for help while arrows were being shot all around him)

Posted by: Lissy [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 17, 2006 3:18 AM

I feel so lame. I've never seen the Ref either. About the only thing I've been known to quote is Monty Python, thanks to having friends in high school who were always quoting Monty Python. And the Count from Sesame Street. I find the latter really adds to the sense of accomplishment when cleaning.

Posted by: Theresa at December 17, 2006 8:49 AM

I didn't know any of these quotes (sigh). We quote a lot of Monty Python and Austin Powers in my house. I took my 12 year old to see Spamalot and his favorite line was 'I fart in your general direction' (said with a bad french accent).
I also love 'Bones'. I have the whole 1st season reserved (free at my library) because I work a lot of Wednesday nights (at the library).


Posted by: Terri at December 17, 2006 11:21 AM

Oh yeah, I forgot to add--I totally get the "Fish On!" reference, however. And I've done the whole scene, fake orgasm and all, from "When Harry Met Sally"--THAT raises a few eyebrows, let me just tell you!! *grin* But not with my DH. Never mind--no matter what I say after this point is going to sound wrong... Leaving now. Y'all continue to talk quietly amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Sheri at December 17, 2006 12:15 PM

The Ref? Loved it! And the Buffy ones are good too.
In my house, the most oft-quotes line is "Why a spoon, cousin?" I have no idea why we do that one, but it happens a LOT. Then it's gotta be "I'm bursting with fruit flavor", or "Screws fall out all the time". And of course, my boys always say "Two dollars! I want my two dollars!" and "I see your shwartz is as big as mine". According to my oldest daughter, living at our house is pretty much as close as you can get to living in a John Hughes film, but without all the cute guys.
And then again, my tag line as I leave the house to go off to work... "Have fun storming the castle!"
Yeah, it's good to live in my house.

Posted by: dee at December 17, 2006 1:14 PM

You know the guy who played Spike's not really British? No lie.

The Ref is coming out of the garage tonight. Awesome.

"Use the ouchless ... We have bungee cords ... You want to have sex with him!"

Posted by: George at December 17, 2006 1:55 PM

LOL - you guys are killing me! Yes - all you guys must get The Ref and watch it immediately! You'll be glad you did!

"I think we need a ruling here..."

I could do this all day!

And, just so's you know, Fish isn't responding because... he SLEPT OUTSIDE A STORE last night for a Wii. Which I would think is crazy, ordinarily, but if you had any idea how excited my girls are going to be to play with it, you'd just think he's the best Daddy EVER.

Which, of course, he is. :)

And George - Fish does know that the actor isn't British, but I'm not in love with the actor. I'm in love with the character. As such, Fish has a little hostility. I don't know what's going to happen if we ever go to England; I'll have little crushes on every man we meet! I melt for the accent...

Posted by: Lani [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 17, 2006 2:12 PM

Oh, and...

"I feel sorry for the next delivery boy to come to this house!"

People, y'all really do need to watch The Ref. If you do watch it for the first time because of Fish, please come back and comment! I'm dying to hear your reactions!

Posted by: Lani [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 17, 2006 2:13 PM

I totally admit to cheat.. No, I admit to using the resources placed before me. Don't get Buffy, do get Vampire books, love Tempe Brennan and her sexy Canadian cowboy Andrew Ryan

Bargaining (Part 1) (Season 6)

BUFFYBOT: (triumphantly) That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

SPIKE: (to Willow) What's with the Dadaism, Red?

TARA: Yeah, she says that pie thing every time she stakes a vamp now.

WILLOW: I-I don't know, I was trying to program in some new puns and I kinda ended up with word salad.

BUFFYBOT: I think it's funny.

WILLOW: It's a glitch, I'll fix it.

GILES: We just can't have her messing up in front of the wrong person. Or the wrong thing. We, we need the, the world and the underworld to believe that Buffy is alive and well.

WILLOW: And I will therefore fix it. I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

BUFFYBOT: Ooh, who's there?

XANDER: You know, if we want her to be exactly-

SPIKE: She'll never be exactly.

XANDER: I know.

TARA: The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

GILES: And she's gone.

BUFFYBOT: 'If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who?

Posted by: Nikkie at December 17, 2006 10:28 PM

Ok, so I'm a little behind in my blog reading. I blame it on the shelves.

But.... I love the quotes. Eileen and I have decided to get The Ref and re-watch it. I personally have no memory for quotes until I've seen something 2 or 3 times... BUT...

Love Buffy. Love Angel & Spike (Marsters is a musician, too - somewhere I have some grain video of him doing "Angel from Montgomery"). Love Firefly. We do the moie quoting thing sometimes, but usually it's song lyrics. Occasionally sung, but often just quoting the lines back and forth while the kids look on in a mixture of horror and amusement. When we start singing jingles, the amusement goes away....

Posted by: Cowboy [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2006 1:55 PM

Sadly my fellow quote geeks are all spread around. Mental note: must recruit new local quote geek friends. I got the "Buffy" ones, clearly need to rewatch "The Ref".

Posted by: RandomRanter at December 18, 2006 3:49 PM

BWAH!

Have now added The Ref to the Netflix queue. Because anyone who loves Buffy (own it), Firefly (own it), and X-Files (Luke Wilson as the vampire sheriff is still one of my favorite episodes ever), would not steer me wrong!

Hmmm...I think the holiday break is the perfect time to rewatch all of the above...

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 21, 2006 3:25 AM

Ok, I've seen The Ref before, and I totally loved it, but we didn't own it. So, I picked it up the other day. Now, I remembered that some of the language wa a bit strong for wee little ears, but I thought the older kids could handle it. What I didn't count on was the 5yo waking up from a dead sleep on the couch when she heard DIEGO's voice (from ICE AGE), and not wanting to budge until the movie was over. We let her watch the whole thing, with the agreement that none of them were allowed to quote lines from that movie.
But wanna know something? They all LOVED it. We've had it in the house for 4 days, and I think they've watched it 6 times. Thanks for the reminder of how great it is!

Posted by: dee at December 21, 2006 11:02 AM

Just now reading this blog entry. Okay, you sold me. I'm going out today and renting The Ref.

Fish - You're not alone. I too slept outside a store to buy the WII. But I still have one up on you, I was RECOVERING FROM SURGERY! Oy! I deserve the Mother-Of-The-Year award for that.

Posted by: Janina at December 21, 2006 2:26 PM

Yay! I'm spreading "Ref" fever. We should have a live online chat while we all watch it in sync!

Okay. Too geeky? Well, can't say you weren't warned!

Dia - you won't be sorry!

Dee - Hey, does your 5yo sing the "I hope she fries/I'm free if that bitch dies" line from the Buffy musical? Light did when she was 5.

To MY MOTHER.

Janina - You are HARD CORE! Wow. I'm in awe. I hope your kids appreciate it!

Posted by: Lani [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 21, 2006 6:18 PM

I went to YouTube and watched some clips from the movie "The Ref" and now I remember it. And I have to own it. I was cracking up just at the little vignettes--think how much funnier they must be in context! "Can we have a ruling here?" LOL!

Posted by: Sheri at December 31, 2006 1:49 AM

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