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February 14, 2007

Car Trouble!

Don't forget to check your oil! And your gas!

Yes, despite our euphoria at acquiring our very own wheels after a two-year period of no car, trouble was bound to follow...

To set the scene, picture this: Rewind a few years to a time when Oh Patient One and I had a clapped out Vauxhall Viva, and were travelling from London to Sheffield with one of my sisters for the wedding of my other sister.

Three quarters of the way up the M1, the main route to the north of England, the car started to make strange sounds.

"I think we'd better pull off at the next exit," Oh Patient One told me and Sister #2.

"This doesn't sound too good," we said, agreeing with him.

About five miles later we could see the next exit up ahead. Unfortunately...

...A thick cloud of smoke was leaking out of the sides of the bonnet of the car, and before we reached the exit, the car began to slow down. Oh Patient One pulled over to the emergency lane just as the car juddered to a complete stop.

Valiently, we pushed the car off the main route and abandoned it just outside a small town where, fortunately, there was an auto repair business. The mechanic shook his head when he came to inspect our car, and basically told us that the engine had completely gone. We had forgotten to check the oil. It was a write-off.

Several hours (five billion, felt like), two busses and two trains later, we finally arrived in Sheffield...

Fast forward a few years. Picture this: We are off for a minibreak in Germany in our newly acquired (the same day newly acquired) company car. Although the gas gauge was showing empty, we stopped at several gas stations to refill the tank and the pump kept cutting off.

"Which means it must be full," Oh Patient One said.

"So it's probably a mechanical malfunction on the dashboard," I agreed, nodding my head.

Back we went onto the autobahn, and a few miles later the car began to lose power. We pulled over to the emergency lane just as the car ground to a halt. What were we to do with no transport and two small children, somewhere in the depths Germany? Well, we pushed the car off the main route and before long a very nice German family stopped to ask if we needed help. When we explained that we were out of gas, even though we didn't think we should be out of gas, they very helpfully towed us to the nearest town where...

...The auto mechanic nearly fell on the floor laughing. Apparently, we had a full gas tank. Apparently, there was nothing wrong with the dashboard electrics. Apparently we had two kinds of gas tanks in the car--one for the regular liquid petroleum kind of gas, and one for the gas-the-kind-you-can't see kind of gas, and we had the car switched to the latter kind, which was why the dashboard was reflecting empty! Who knew a car could have two kinds of gas tank? Anyway, red-faced we continued on to our minibreak destination and lived happily ever after car-wise until...

Fast-forward to this weekend and our new car. Picture this: Oh Patient One and I decided to take our car for a spin into the country. About 20 miles from Rotterdam the oil light flashed orange on the dashboard.

"But. But. But we checked the oil when we picked up the car from the dealership," I said to Oh Patient One, worrying that history was about to repeat itself. "I mean, we CHECKED it. It was FINE."

"Don't worry--I'm sure it's just some kind of mechanical problem with the dashboard," Oh Patient One tried to reassure me, but I could see he was remembering our previous Trouble With Oil scenario. And our previous Trouble With Gas scenario.

We took no chances. We pulled of the main route and hit the next small town, parked the car so that it could cool down, and went for coffee. And worried about that flashing orange light on the dashboard.

Once it had cooled down we checked the oil. It was perfectly fine, but as soon as we got back to Rotterdam we took it back to the dealership.

It was a mechanical defect, which was fixed straight away, whew!

So come on, chicklets, tell me your troubles with automobiles! Surely I am not alone?

Posted by Michelle at 7:55 AM | Comments (6)

Comments

Not so much trouble with the car as troubles with the husband's unwillingness to fill the petrol tank. SIGH. The worst case of empty petrol tank happened on a cold winters night on a country road 6 kilometres from home. Late night. Two small dogs in car. It was the worst because I was sooo angry. However, if you ever need someone to push a car up-hill, call me, I have loads of experience.
Oh, and the best was when he drove 3 friends to the golf course and on the way back the usual happened. They teased him no end, as well as complaining about having to push the car up-hill.

Posted by: wendy at February 14, 2007 7:50 PM

Wendy, sigh. Oh Patient One usually will wait until the gas gauge is on O before filling up - he seems to be able to judge how far we can get on that last bit before we really do need to fill up. I did that just once and I ran out of gas! Never again...

Posted by: Michelle C at February 15, 2007 11:55 AM

My car burned up on Christmas Day once. My parents had gone to my aunt's house and I was going to my sister's (we had been at the hospital for hours that week with my toddler niece, who had pneumonia and she had just gotten out). Being as how it was Iowa in December and cold, I went outside to start my car and let it warm up and then went back inside to gather up everything I was taking. Came outside, naturally locking the door behind me. Turned around and saw smoke *billowing* out of my car. Needless to say, my keys were *in* the car.

I retrieved the keys, opened up the house, and tried to call my brother. No answer. Called my brother-in-law (not the one who's house I was going to but one who lived much closer) and hysterically told him my car was on fire. He started to ask questions and then immediately jumped to the (correct) conclusion: "Are you home alone? I'll be right there."

Meanwhile, some neighbors had come over and one asked me if I'd called the fire department. To this day, I am most embarassed that this had not even occurred to me. So back inside to call 911 I went. Brother-in-law arrived with fire extinguishers and while he was attempting to extinguish car, the fire department arrived. Meanwhile, I called my sister to tell her I couldn't come over because my car had burned up. She arrived shortly thereafter to take me home with her, once the firemen left (one of whom she'd gone to high school with and dated).

And that's my worst car story.

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 15, 2007 12:26 PM

My car story has to do with gas gauges. I've had at least, two cars, where the gas gauge stopped working. In both cases, the gauge was stuck at EMPTY. So in order, to know about how much gas I have in the tank - I would 'fill up' my tank, then set my mileage gauge to zero - and keep track of how many miles I went. (My tank held 10 gallons, and I got minimum of 22 miles per gallon - so I'd get gas before 220 miles.)

I knew how miles to the gallon I got, so I could guess when my tank was really nearing 'empty', and I would fill up before I ran out.

But, a funny story of a friend of mine - her car too had the gas gauge stuck, but in her case, the gauge was stuck at FULL. She lent her car to someone, and forgot to tell them about the gas gauge not being accurate - and later, she got a call from them because they ran out of gas. She asked them, how much did you drive? why did you not fill up on more gas? And their reply, "Well, we did drive quite a bit, but every time I thought about adding gas, I'd see the gas gauge and it indicated it was FULL, so I did not put more gas in." Ha-ha!

Lesson: make sure you have a working gas gauge, before relying on it to let you know whether you really still have gas in the tank or not.
For some reason, I think it is not that uncommon to have a gas gauge that does not work.

Posted by: Lucy S. at February 18, 2007 10:31 PM

I have several, but won't bore you with all of them! Four that stick out in my mind are: 1) Breaking down just outside of Barstow, 108*, no phone service, and having to hike 1/2 mile to get to a phone. 2)Breaking down 1/2 mile from home, 8 months pregnant, and yes, 108* outside, and walking home 3)Breaking down 1/4 mile from home and pushing my VW the rest of the way barefooted 4) Breaking down on the highway in a car we were delivering for a friend and hiking a mile to find a phone. This one was an odd one, so I will tell you about it. We got to this little store at a cross point with another road. While we were there, a man came in and explained in halting English that his friend was sick and could he call an ambulance. While the clerk dialed I went out with him to see if I could help--nurse's aide at the time, dealt with sick people at my job, thought maybe I could do something.

When we got to the car (old 4 door Volvo) the man sitting in the passenger seat was gray, lips blue, and he had wet himself. Upon searching for a pulse, I realized with growing horror that there WAS no pulse and he was in the middle of a massive coronary. OMG! I had the other guy flip the seat flat and started CPR. It was crazy. The ambulance finally arrived and took over and his heart was in b-fib. Don't know if he survived.

Here's the odd part. We had that stupid car towed to a garage, which of course was closed by the time we got there. Tried starting the car up and guess what? It started just fine and ran fine all the way home. I think it broke down because I was needed at that crossroad that afternoon. God does work in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Sheri at February 19, 2007 12:48 PM

I was 16 and as a typical older sister, I had to tow my 15 year old sister around with me wherever I went. One day I asked her to go put oil in the car while I took a shower and then I would take her to her boyfriends. I had just finished my shower when she asks me, "Where do you put the oil?"

Come to find out, she had put the oil in the master cylinder. I called my mother and described to her what had happened. She said, "DO NOT drive that car and whatever you do, DO NOT put your foot on the brake pedal!!"

Well, fast forward a few hours and one very angry sister. Our dad gets home and asked why were were still home. We told him and then told him what our mother (who honestly knows way more about cars than he does) said. He told us that it would be fine and that we could go (I think he just wanted us out of the house).

Ever wonder how long it takes for oil to get through your brake system? About 10-15 miles. This also cost about $600 to fix.

Posted by: Jo at February 19, 2007 2:28 PM

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