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March 12, 2007

Amish Friendship Bread

Not!

Someone gave me Amish Friendship Bread starter a few weeks ago. My guess is you're all familiar with this stuff. There's a little container of "starter" which looks like whitish goo and a set of instructions. You keep it on your counter and add stuff on certain days and then eventually you bake it and you get three loaves of bread.

And three containers of starter.

Yeah. Three containers of starter that you're supposed to give away to "friends." Now, as it turns out, Things One and Two think this stuff is delicious and within about an hour of baking it, it's all gone. So I definitely want to keep one container of starter for myself. Since I figure that too much of the stuff will make them sick of it I don't want to keep all three containers. What to do with the other two?

Well, it turns out, not everyone is thrilled to be given something that they feel they should take and go along with since a "friend" gave it to them, especially when it's a little like having a pet. A low maintenance pet to be sure (there are several days when you just stir the goo), but a pet nonetheless. Heck, there are days with the cats that I don't do much but scratch them behind the ears.

Nor does everyone have the time. One of the "friends" I gave starter to last time forgot about it and left the little bag with the starter in a ziplock bag and the instructions on her desk. It exploded. She's not feeling all that friendly toward me right now.

So "Friendship" bread? Maybe not.

Now to the Amish thing. One of the things you add right before baking this stuff is a 5.1 ounce package of Instant Vanilla Pudding. I am not an expert on being Amish, but I think you won't use a zipper, you probably don't keep packages of Instant Vanilla Pudding in your cupboard. I could be wrong about this, but I doubt it.

Finally, it's not really bread. It's cake. It's bread the way banana bread is bread which is not breadish at all. I mean, you certainly wouldn't make a sandwich on this stuff.

So my friend is irritated with me, the Amish don't have anything to do with it and you can't make a sandwich with the final product. I think this stuff needs a new name. Any suggestions?

Posted by Eileen at 7:00 AM | Comments (42)

Comments

Exploding Non-Denominational Friendship-Limit-Testing Pudding Cake?

It's a little wordy, but definitely conveys the true nature of the stuff.

Posted by: laurenjharwood [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2007 8:35 AM

We had some going around the math department at one time when I was in graduate school, and we called it Exponential Bread.

Posted by: Janet at March 12, 2007 10:18 AM

Culinary Chain Letter from Hell

Posted by: Cate at March 12, 2007 10:28 AM

From a friend that used to live near Lancaster PA, I learned that the Amish love convenience foods. Their diet would make Pritikin explode from his sudden blood pressure. It is all sweet and comfort -- their idea of comfort food, not ours. I wish that I could remember some of the food combos, but they were not appetizing.

Posted by: hollygee at March 12, 2007 11:16 AM

Chicklets! You are the best! I will be editing the instruction sheet to use these names.

LC Eileen

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2007 11:51 AM

Bread, you say? With pudding in it? That tastes like cake?

I'll take it! (I will sub-contract the intensive labor out to Mr. Tall.)

Posted by: Beth at March 12, 2007 12:16 PM

I grew up near Lancaster, PA and always wanted to be Amish. Yeah, I'm a little weird. Anyway.

The Amish eat easy-to-prepare food, yep. I don't know that a recipe with instant pudding in it could be considered truly traditionally Amish, but could I see them making it? Sure. :)

Posted by: Sara Dennis at March 12, 2007 12:50 PM

If only I thought I could get away with shipping it to you, Beth!

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2007 6:04 PM

Sara,

Sooooo maybe the bread isn't Amish, but it's Amish-ish?

LC Eileen

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2007 6:07 PM

Oh, do I remember Friendship Bread! My mom had some of that when I was a kid, and I have done it myself. It was great for awhile, but then people began looking at me funny when they'd see me coming and would mysteriously disappear if they saw me with my liitle baggies of starter....

Vanilla pudding? Mmmm--never had that kind. Maybe I should come and get some...

Posted by: Sheri at March 12, 2007 9:14 PM

Oh! I remember making that. You're right, the worst part is finding someone to give it to. I will guiltily admit that I have been known to (*whisper* throw the extra starter away*/whisper*). I mean, there's a limit to how many people you can pawn the stuff off on.

Somewhere, I think I had a recipe for the starter, too. I should look for Beth....

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2007 12:51 AM

Hah. I knew it. Here's the recipe for the starter, which makes four cups. Which, I believe, is enough for 1 cup for you and 3 cups to give away (or throw away, if you're like me...)

Exponential Bread Starter

1 pkg. active dry yeast
1/4 cup warm water
3 cups flour, divided
3 cups sugar, divided
3 cups milk

In a small bowl, dissolve yeast in water. Let stand 10 minutes. In a 2 quart container glass, plastic or ceramic container, combine 1 cup flour and 1 cup sugar. Mix thoroughly or flour will lump when milk is added. Slowly stir in 1 cup milk and dissolved yeast mixture. Cover loosely and let stand until bubbly. Consider this day 1 of the 10 day cycle. Leave loosely covered at room temperature.

On days 2 thru 4; stir starter with a spoon. Day 5; stir in 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Days 6 thru 9; stir only.

Day 10; stir in 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Remove 1 cup to make your first bread, give 2 cups to friends along with this recipe, and your favorite Amish Bread recipe. Store the remaining 1 cup starter in a container in the refrigerator, or begin the 10 day process over again (beginning with step 2).

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2007 12:55 AM

The version of the recipe for the bread I have doesn't have pudding in it. So I thought I'd throw it in here, just in case Eileen wants to try something different with the next batch of starter. But you still can't make a sandwich out of it.

Exponential Bread

1 cup Amish Friendship Bread Starter
2/3 cup vegetable oil
3 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/4 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 2 (9x5 inch) loaf pans.

In a large bowl, combine the Amish bread starter with oil, eggs, 2 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, 1 1/4 teaspoons baking powder, and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Mix well. Pour into prepared loaf pans.

Bake in preheated oven for 50 to 60 minutes.

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2007 12:57 AM

And just FYI? I feel *totally* evil now, for having spammed the comments like that.

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2007 12:58 AM

I have a novel approach to the "gift" starters. I just make more bread. I usually make 1 batch of vanilla, 2 batches of chocolate and a batch of muffins. Sometimes I make a batch of sourdough bread (very labor intensive but you can make a sandwich out of it). Or pancakes/waffles.
Do a search for Amish friendship bread online, and you can find lots of variations for this starter.

Posted by: Peggy at March 27, 2007 10:53 AM

My husband loves that I make friendship bread - cake !
If you go out of town, what do you do when you cannot stir and your "friends" are sick of your starter? !

Posted by: Nancy at April 15, 2007 8:41 PM

I wish I knew! You won't believe this, but I actually forgot about the starter when I was going to be gone and now I think it's too late! Thank goodness Dia posted how to make my own. I thought Things One and Two were going to mutiny.

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2007 1:05 PM

Is Amish Friendship Bread the same thing as Herman or Sour Dough Starter??? Also what is the difference between some of the recipes? I have found some that use more water or sugar or whatever and some that don't use yeast and have you leave it on the counter and some have you put it in the fridge. HUM>>>> confused much? Yep!

Posted by: karen at April 24, 2007 8:04 PM

Now that I have recieved a baggie of starter, made the bread and given out my own baggies...I can laugh at all these comments. They are true enough. I have my second set of starters and I can't bring myself to find new guinea pigs. I'll take the advice of one of the posters and make lots of bread...then give that away. It will be better recieved I think :o)

Posted by: Lynette at May 5, 2007 12:02 PM

Yes, but then you're trapped baking more and more bread every ten days. It's a vicious cycle.

I don't know what Herman break is, but while Amish Friendship Bread is similar to Sour Dough in that you need the starter to bake the bread, otherwise it's a completely different animal.

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2007 12:52 PM

I have read that you can freeze starter to save, but try it first, as I have not yet. Id you are tired of making starter, then you can freeze some, and just start a new starter when you feel like it.

Posted by: Jenny at May 16, 2007 1:23 PM

I have read that you can freeze starter to save, but try it first, as I have not yet. If you are tired of making starter, then you can freeze some, and just start a new starter when you feel like it. Don't feel so badly about throwing some away!

Posted by: Jenny at May 16, 2007 1:28 PM

I just read an article on another site (Real Baking with Rose Beranbaum from an answer a reader had given to questions on Amish bread). The reader was trying to get the same flavor without the starter, and felt that the sour flavor in a normal starter was canelled by the baking powders and sodas added. "I tested my hypothesis by replacing the starter with buttermilk. The bread rose fine and the flavor and texture were just like the regular AF bread, if not a bit moister and more flavorful." They were also looking for recipes without the pudding, which adds an off flavor for some, and additives you shouldn't have to need making something from scratch. I am going to buy some buttermilk!

Posted by: Jenny at May 16, 2007 1:44 PM

Is there a way to make the bread and not come out with new bags of starter? It's seems like someone out there must have figured out how to just add the new starters to the recipe.

Posted by: Sherelle Charles at May 19, 2007 1:17 PM

We had new neighbors move in down the street and they drove by everyones house and gave everyone outside a loaf of the cake and a starter with instructions it was really sweet. My sister in law handed out the new starters to her new neighbors so i just had my 2 loafs and got out of it.

Posted by: kandis at May 21, 2007 11:33 AM

We had new neighbors move in down the street and they drove by everyones house and gave everyone outside a loaf of the cake and a starter with instructions it was really sweet. My sister in law handed out the new starters to her new neighbors so i just had my 2 loafs and got out of it.

Posted by: kandis at May 21, 2007 11:33 AM

We had new neighbors move in down the street and they drove by everyones house and gave everyone outside a loaf of the cake and a starter with instructions it was really sweet. My sister in law handed out the new starters to her new neighbors so i just had my 2 loafs and got out of it.

Posted by: kandis at May 21, 2007 11:33 AM

We had new neighbors move in down the street and they drove by everyones house and gave everyone outside a loaf of the cake and a starter with instructions it was really sweet. My sister in law handed out the new starters to her new neighbors so i just had my 2 loafs and got out of it.

Posted by: kandis at May 21, 2007 11:33 AM

I'm glad you said it's like cake. I'm bringing the "bread" to a potluck, without having tried it before, so I'll know what to expect some.

Posted by: Huang at May 27, 2007 2:54 PM

I have never made my own friendship bread but the mother of one of the students in my theater class makes it every year and sells it for a dollar a muffin to raise money for the senior scholarships they award at the end of the year. I think its a really good idea and we are all obssesed. We nick-named it "Theater Crack" lol. Kids from all over the school know about it and we have raised alot of money. But now after reading all these posts, i see that the process for making the bread is pain staking. I hope to try my own soon though. I saw one post above saying you could possible replace the starter with butter milk. Has anyone else tried that? That would make the baking of this bread MUCH easier. Though I supose I would miss out on the fun of the baggys of starter :)

Posted by: Seless L. at June 1, 2007 10:54 AM

I have never made my own friendship bread but the mother of one of the students in my theater class makes it every year and sells it for a dollar a muffin to raise money for the senior scholarships they award at the end of the year. I think its a really good idea and we are all obssesed. We nick-named it "Theater Crack" lol. Kids from all over the school know about it and we have raised alot of money. But now after reading all these posts, i see that the process for making the bread is pain staking. I hope to try my own soon though. I saw one post above saying you could possible replace the starter with butter milk. Has anyone else tried that? That would make the baking of this bread MUCH easier. Though I supose I would miss out on the fun of the baggys of starter :)

Posted by: Seless L. at June 1, 2007 10:54 AM

I love "Theater Crack"! That's hysterical.

The bread is actually not painstaking. It's just that it has a schedule that starts to take over your life. :-)

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 3, 2007 4:25 PM

How can this be good with milk in it, sitting on a counter for 10 days?

Posted by: Tammy at June 4, 2007 10:28 PM

I know, Tammy. I thought the same thing. Yet, there it is. No one gets sick. I think it's some sort of chemical thingie with how it interacts with the other ingredients. Honestly, if anyone could get sick from it, Thing One would. The boy blows chunks if you look at him funny.

Posted by: The LC Eileen [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 5, 2007 1:11 AM

I understand how hard it is to find people to take these starters, without making enemies out of your friends. I just make it all into bread and freeze the loaves of bread. I think it makes six loaves? Just add another set of ingredients for each cup of starter you leave in. Works great, problem solved.

Posted by: Kara at June 6, 2007 2:36 PM

I've made Amish Bread several separate times over many years. Yes, it is possible to freeze the starter. To begin again: thaw, and when at room temperature, begin on "day 2". To avoid too many "baggies" (and friends running away when they see you!), add 1/3 cup each of flour, sugar and milk on day 10 instead of 1 cup each. Set aside 1c starter for yourself and bake with the rest! There will be a bit more than 1c leftover to bake with, but it doesn't affect the outcome. Great "population control"!

Posted by: Sue at June 10, 2007 9:35 PM

OK, let me throw in another situation. I have had my pet starter for 11 days. I forgot that yesterday was day 10 and didn't do my additions. What do I do now? Flush it like a dead gold fish? Give it mouth to mouth to revive it? Help, the friend that gave it to me is coming over today, and I need to look like I knew what I was doing. If I can save it, I am going to try the freezing thing. HELP!!!

Posted by: Marci at June 16, 2007 2:02 PM

OK, let me throw in another situation. I have had my pet starter for 11 days. I forgot that yesterday was day 10 and didn't do my additions. What do I do now? Flush it like a dead gold fish? Give it mouth to mouth to revive it? Help, the friend that gave it to me is coming over today, and I need to look like I knew what I was doing. If I can save it, I am going to try the freezing thing. HELP!!!

Posted by: Marci at June 16, 2007 2:04 PM

I have yet another glitch to the system. What if on day 10 you forget all about your AFB and didn't add the 3 cups of stuff on day 10 and now it is day 11? What do I do with my pet now? FLush it down the toilet like a dead goldfish? Can I revive it? I need to know, since the friend that gave my pet (starter) to me, is coming to visit later today, and I need to look somewhat appreciative. If I can revive it I do plan to freeze it. I think you make more friends giving them the bread, instead of the starter unless they ask for it. I need to know fast! HELP.

Posted by: marciutt at June 16, 2007 2:17 PM

I missed a day and it STILL worked!

Posted by: Andrea at June 20, 2007 8:30 AM

I missed a day and it STILL worked!

Posted by: Andrea at June 20, 2007 8:30 AM

the af bread start i have you take out 4 starts and bake with the rest. Well I mesured the rest and the version I have you bake with 2 cups of start. So 2cups of start makes 2 loafs. You have the 4 extra to give out, take 2 "starts" follow the baking instructions and you have a doubble batch 4 loves or use all for a tripple batch. ***ALSO GREAT WAY TO MAKE SUB 1/2 OIL W/ PUMPKIN (CANNED) AND USE CHEESECAKE FLAVOR PUDDING THE RESULT IS PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE BREAD IT'S MY MOST POPULAR * milk safty once it mixes w/ flour and sugar it is "food" for the yeast and it fermints its ok my 3 year old eats it and she is very much alive and well.

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