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March 26, 2007

Dressing Men with My Eyes

Or at least begging them to at least put on a shirt with buttons

I am surrounded by very handsome men. My two sons are gorgeous. Seriously. Really gorgeous. And Cowboy? Well, he's just adorable. I'm proud to be seen walking down the street with them, except . . .

You knew there'd be an except, didn't you?

I so want to dress them and they so won't let me.

Today, Thing One had a recital. Since he plays electric bass, his recitals don't tend to be stuffy affairs. Yet, my suggestion that he wear his black cowboy shirt with a pair of untorn, clean blue jeans was met with an eye roll of such proportions that I am shocked he didn't sprain something.

It didn't help that none of the other boys in the band had on a dress shirt when we got to the pre-recital rehearsal. The cowboy shirt was discarded faster than you can say "Jimi Hendrix" who is exactly who happened to be on the T-shirt that was being worn underneath the cowboy shirt.

I knew when I got involved with Cowboy that he was pretty much a T-shirt and jeans kind of guy and I really do think it's a mistake to get involved with someone just to try and change them into someone else. It's just that he looks so hot in that white tuxedo shirt untucked over jeans. Sigh.

I don't even want to start on Thing Two whose idea of what goes together today included a bright yellow T-shirt with the Osteology of the Llama on it and a pair of gray and white shorts worn with blue flip flops. It's a good thing that he's gorgeous.

I suppose I shouldn't complain though. If Cowboy were allowed to choose my outfits each day I wouldn't be terribly happy. No one should have to wear miniskirts with fishnets to the grocery store.

Posted by Eileen at 7:00 AM | Comments (8)

Comments

LOL. Science Boy wears whatever I throw out for him and couldn't care less. Princess is a total nightmare. If the slightest thread is awry, she won't wear something. We finally had the very first time Connor refused to wear something to school - I'd gotten him a t-shirt at the Disney store with Power Rangers on it and he gently said, "Mommy, the boys at school will laugh at me. Power Rangers is for babies. But I can wear it on the weekends." sigh.

Posted by: Alesia Holliday [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 26, 2007 8:40 AM

So far, I've been lucky. My son (he's 11 now) will pretty much wear whatever I buy him. Granted, I have to remind him on more often than not to put on CLEAN clothes. He hates to go shopping (especially if I'm bring his sisters) and tells me he "trusts me to buy what he likes). He likes t-shirts with obnoxious sayings but once confided to his older sister that he likes wearing button up shirts, because he thinks they're nice. This week, he asked for a belt because his pants were sliding off. Small victories.

As for my daughters, forget it. I don't dare buy the older one (she'll be 14 on Friday) anything, and I haven't since she was about 4, without her approval. I learned the hard way, with clothes I found absolutely adorable hanging in the closet with tags still attached.

The four year old is much the same. And she wants to try everything on when we go shopping, after witnessing her big sister trying on semi-formal dresses. (She tried on 4, and chose 1. That same day, Kerrin insisted on trying on dresses. She tried on 17. I refer to her as The Diva)

As for my boyfriend, I don't live with him, so I don't much say in his clothes, although he's happy to let me buy them for him. He cleans up nice, so I figure I'll take what I can get. :)

Posted by: laurenjharwood [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 26, 2007 9:09 AM

LOL My youngest (who's 11) is just like Lauren's son.

My oldest is a complete male diva who will not leave the house without hair done and gelled just so, and spiffy, ironed duds. I guess I can't complain though, he goes above and beyond the call of showering and puting on deodorant which is more than I can say for some 13 YO's but sometimes--sheesh!

Posted by: Amie Stuart at March 26, 2007 10:49 AM

The kidlet (nearly 8) came in this morning wearing burgundy colored pants (the kind that zip off at the knees) with a red Aloha shirt. While I heartily approved the shirt (we keep trying to get him to wear his "nice" shirts to school and he keeps picking the scrungiest things in his closet), I suggested that he might want to rethink the pants. He rolled his eyes and told me they were both red. I told him to ask his dad what he thought and luckily hubby knows what the correct response is when mom says this and so we got him to change into a pair of jeans. Not that I can generally trust hubby's taste in things as he, too, wears some truly craptastic colors together.

Posted by: Dia [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 26, 2007 12:18 PM

Bob hates to shop- thus over the years we've been together as his things have worn out I replace them with clothing I like. It is all part of my master plan....

Posted by: Eileen at March 26, 2007 3:57 PM

I was cleaning up the kitchen at Mike's on Saturday and discovered a pair of jeans in the trash. I said "Did you know you're throwing away pants?" and he said, "Yeah they have holes in them."

Like when has that ever mattered? hahahaha

Posted by: laurenjharwood [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 26, 2007 6:08 PM

What happened to the post I submitted last night? I was wondering if there was a problem with two of the words used in the story. If so, feel free to remove them from the story. I just found it so funny that I had to share it.

Posted by: Jo at March 27, 2007 3:58 PM

My thing is their "HAIR!" I wish I could do both their hair. You know what though? It's better to be beautiful (handsome) and dress icky than hidious and dress great. I mean, look at Donald Trump!

Posted by: Antoinette at March 27, 2007 9:39 PM

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