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May 1, 2007
An Odd Blond Moment
Let's go back to junior high, shall we?
Hooray! This is too fun! Thanks, guys for having me this month on Literary Chicks! Wahoo! And thanks, Alesia, for that intro! I’m delighted to give away a copy of The Quest for the Holy Veil to three lucky winners! Yippee! I hope you enjoy it! Speaking of reading, can I pause here and just say I had a teeny “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” moment recently?
I picked up my Elle Magazine for some fun fashionable reading and on the cover is a gorgeous picture of Jessica Simpson. Blond hair, bright pink dress, big smile, bigger double Ds -- well you get the picture. And quite frankly, it took me back to all the angst of junior high. I had to put it down.
I like Jessica. I really do. She seems sweet and bubbly. But the trouble is, she looks exactly like the mean girl who drove me nuts back in junior high. A girl who competed with me with everything. Whether it be gymnastics, friends, grades, swimming and diving, stealing my boyfriends -- you name it.
How does a short, chubby, flat-chested, freckle-faced kid with a mop of wild frizzy orangy-red hair (who could barely do a cartwheel) stand a chance against a va-va-voom, overdeveloped, double-jointed blonde who could do a backbend and a split in a tube top and short-shorts in front of the boys with ease?
She doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance. That’s why I tried to escape Lacey (name’s been changed!). But I never could escape her. My parents and her parents were best friends. We lived on the same street. We went to the same school. We went camping together. We took vacations together. And she was mean.
So, take a moment and flash back to the “mean girl” from back in school -- your one nightmare -- and then splash her image on the covers of your favorite magazines, tabloids, and on TV today. Everywhere you look, there she is. Welcome to my world.
Okay, but I’m a big girl now and the Marcia-Marcia-Marcia moment was fleeting. But it was weird to say the least. Fortunately, I did escape Lacey. Eventually. No, I didn’t kill her off in one of my novels. I’m not the type of author who takes revenge on mean people in that way. Goodness no. I do the opposite. In my stories, I like to fix things, right the wrongs, and make happily ever after, even to the point of reforming a mean girl like Lacey.
The memories of Lacey have softened despite the images of Jessica popping up all over the media. (But their resemblance is frightfully uncanny!) At least for now, instead of a memory of Lacey in short-shorts, I’ll think of Jessica in Daisy-Dukes. And who can forget her Chicken of the Sea incident? With stuff like this to make me chuckle today, who needs angsty memories of junior high?
Posted by Kimberly Llewellyn at 7:12 AM | Comments (20)
Comments
Ack. Talk about bringing back a whole lot of memories. I had two 'mean girls' back in middle school. Luckily, they don't look like anyone famous, and thankfully I learned one of them wasn't so bad once we got to high school. The other one, though, was a terror. I left them all behind years ago, but you never can forget those awful moments.
Posted by: B.E. Sanderson at May 1, 2007 9:19 AM
Welcome, Kimberly!
Oh, how your story resonates with me. There was a horrible girl and her gang in my past, too. I don't think I'm quite as kind as you, though, because I have a bully in my upcoming YA book who is kind of a pastiche of all of them put together. LOL, revenge is sweet - I can eviscerate them in prose (even though they will never know), mwahahahahaha.
Posted by: Michelle C at May 1, 2007 10:21 AM
I'm not as nice as you. I often use the Mean Girl who tormented me as the basis for unpleasant characters in my books. I don't usually kill them off, though. That might be a good thought!
Posted by: The LC Eileen
at May 1, 2007 10:31 AM
That must be a universal thing.
Posted by: trish at May 1, 2007 1:50 PM
Oh I definitely kill them off in my stories. Sometimes I even torture them a bit first LOL.
Posted by: Wendy Roberts at May 1, 2007 2:21 PM
I agree that they were around in every school making lots of kids miserable. I wish I was a writer so I too could "get even" lol.
Posted by: catslady at May 1, 2007 4:46 PM
I know exactly who I think of and the weird thing is that I am now very good friends with her sister-in-law. LOL It's a small, small world. :)
Welcome, Kimberly!
Posted by: Amber at May 1, 2007 7:43 PM
I had a whole 'gang' of about 5 or 6 make my life miserable from grade 6-12. But thankfully its been years since I've laid eyes on a single one of them! :)
Posted by: Lis at May 2, 2007 1:54 AM
Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly! The LC is not the place for turning the other cheek and making nice. No, this is where we come to outdo each other in our diabolical plans for delicious revenge. Get with the program girlfriend! Go out there and write her into a story, but make sure her character has uncontrollable B.O. or an I.Q. that makes your average gnat look like a Mensa member. C'mon, we'll walk you through the process.
Posted by: Janina at May 2, 2007 6:02 AM
Hey, yo, Janina! You talkin' tah me? I don't think you-be talkin' tah me! (Sorry, just trying out my meanness!)
Okay! Okay! Then, I'll definitely have to base a future baddy on the junior high mean girl. Hmmm...a nice case of head lice quickly comes to mind! heh heh heh...I think I'm catching on quick...
Posted by: Kimberly at May 2, 2007 10:21 AM
Yes! Head lice would be perfect! You so get it!
Posted by: The LC Eileen
at May 2, 2007 1:54 PM
When you are small and everyone else is tall and thinks that they are smarter, this is what happened to me all my school years. What a miserable time it was. Would love to see them all now. total failures probably.
Posted by: ellie at May 2, 2007 5:16 PM
The popular girls were always behaving in a snarky and mean manner. Ignoring them was one way but it is great to know that they are complete losers and blobs now.
Posted by: alissa at May 2, 2007 5:18 PM
I remember walking to school and worrying that I would be beaten up. I would bother a fly but there they were every single day and I din't tell a soul. They sat on me and then just ran off. I still think about that horrible time.
Posted by: pearl at May 2, 2007 5:20 PM
Interestingly enough, I had a day yesterday that threw me right back to those high school days of popularity and back-stabbing from people you thought were your friends...And while I am trying to be big about being the person stabbed in the back, I find that I am consistently reverting back to that middle/high school mentality and plotting all kinds of revenge. You can bet that if *I* wrote books for a living, this person would be feeling the pain.
It's so nice to know that here at the LC, I can be free to embrace that kind of mentality and know I'm among friends. The kind who would never stab me in the back and accept a nomination for a position that should be MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
Posted by: Dia
at May 2, 2007 5:39 PM
Dia- I will be happy to help you get rid of the body just as long as we can go out and celebrate over margaritas afterwards.
Posted by: Janina at May 2, 2007 8:15 PM
There were plenty of two-faced back stabbers in school who were difficult to avoid. The only good thing was their inability to survive in gym. They were klutzes and no one wanted them on their team. Finally it felt good to be a tiny kid.
Posted by: anne at May 2, 2007 8:18 PM
omg, i do remember my bully. I would see her and my heart would pound, my face burning w/ blood, and then it would happen...wack upside my head. She never bothered me again when I went home with my trophy, a big ball of frizzy blond hair.
Posted by: sharsh at May 2, 2007 11:17 PM
I had the problem of being bigger than everyone else and made fun of by all the other girls, it seems like everyone my age back then was little and petite and I was the big clumsy giant...sigh...I was made to feel so big and awkward, how I would have loved to have smashed them to the ground!
Posted by: TeresaH at May 3, 2007 1:46 PM
Let's do it, Janina! I'm always up for margaritas!
I have actually decided to "embrace the suck", as a friend of mine puts it, and view this as an opportunity for other things. Like applying for sabbatical in the fall for the following year. Hah!


